
Funhouse welcomes women as clients.
Whether you are visiting on your own, with a partner, exploring your curiosity, or simply wanting a private sensual experience with another woman, you are welcome here.
Our services are available to women across a range of interests, from sensual massage and girlfriend-style bookings through to kinkier or more adventurous sessions, depending on the lady you choose and what has been agreed before the booking.
Some women visit because they are bisexual, lesbian, curious, or simply drawn to the warmth and intimacy of female company. Others are regular clients who appreciate a discreet, inclusive space where they can relax, be looked after, and enjoy time that is entirely for them.
Funhouse is relaxed, respectful, and experienced with bookings from women. There is no need to explain yourself, perform a role, or fit into anyone else’s idea of what you should want.
You can ask questions before booking, choose who you would like to see, and take things at a pace that feels comfortable.



Before You Book
The best experience comes from clear communication.
Let Madam Mary know what sort of booking you are interested in, whether you are visiting alone or with someone else, and whether you have a particular lady in mind. She can advise on availability, services, comfort levels, and the best fit for what you are hoping for.
All bookings are private, discreet, and handled with respect.