
Plan ahead with the Funhouse Sensual Massage Wellington weekly roster.
Our roster updates nightly at 9pm and shows seven days of availability at a time. You can browse by day, choose the lady you would like to see, and contact Madam Mary to arrange a discreet booking.
Times can change, so if you have a particular lady or appointment time in mind, it is always best to check before making plans.
New clients are welcome. If you are unsure who to choose, or would like help finding the right style of massage experience, Madam Mary can guide you.
Monday, 24 August 2026
Lenore (10:00 AM – 2:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Lottie (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Cute plus naughty - 21
Macy (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26
Minx (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Noa (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Suki (12:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Leggy, toned, stunning - 20
Tilly (12:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Toned, leggy blond, full of energy - 32
Valerie (4:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Tuesday, 25 August 2026
Aspen (1:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Leggy, sweet and sexy - 22
Dallas (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Sweet, toned cutie - 24
Lenore (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Lottie (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Cute plus naughty - 21
Macy (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26
Minx (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Noa (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Tilly (12:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Toned, leggy blond, full of energy - 32
Valerie (4:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Wednesday, 26 August 2026
Dallas (4:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Sweet, toned cutie - 24
Lenore (10:00 AM – 5:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Lottie (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Cute plus naughty - 21
Macy (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26
Minx (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Noa (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Tilly (12:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Toned, leggy blond, full of energy - 32
Valerie (4:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Thursday, 27 August 2026
Ariel (6:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Toned, sweet, sensual - 29
Dallas (3:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Sweet, toned cutie - 24
Lenore (10:00 AM – 5:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Macy (11:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26
Minx (3:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Noa (10:00 AM – 9:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Tilly (12:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Toned, leggy blond, full of energy - 32
Valerie (4:00 PM – 9:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Friday, 28 August 2026
Lenore (10:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Macy (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26
Minx (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Noa (10:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (11:00 AM – 8:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Tilly (12:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Toned, leggy blond, full of energy - 32
Valerie (4:30 PM – 8:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Zoe (2:00 PM – 8:00 PM) – Sweet, smart and strong - 26
Saturday, 29 August 2026
Lenore (1:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Macy (12:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26
Noa (11:00 AM – 6:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (12:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Valerie (11:00 AM – 6:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Ariel (Advance bookings only) – Toned, sweet, sensual - 29
Minx (Advance bookings only) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Sunday, 30 August 2026
Lenore (1:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Fit, flexible blonde - 32
Minx (1:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – German magic - stunning brunette - 45
Noa (12:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Fun, passionate brunette - 29
Rosa (2:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Cute, vibrant, sexy - 22
Valerie (12:00 PM – 6:00 PM) – Petite, asian beauty - 24
Ariel (Advance bookings only) – Toned, sweet, sensual - 29
Macy (Advance bookings only) – Saucy, sexy fun - 26