Funhouse welcomes clients of many shapes, sizes, ages, genders, and sexualities.
Many people feel nervous before booking, especially if they are not feeling confident about their body, their experience, or what they want. You do not need to arrive looking a certain way, knowing all the right words, or pretending to be more confident than you are.
Our ladies are kind, experienced, and used to seeing real people with real bodies. The aim is to help you feel relaxed, desired, respected, and properly looked after.
Funhouse offers a range of adult services for different clients and comfort levels, from sensual massage through to more intimate or adventurous bookings, depending on the lady you choose and what has been agreed before the session.
We also welcome bookings from women, couples, bisexual clients, gender-diverse clients, and anyone who wants a discreet adult experience in a respectful setting.
Some of our ladies are especially comfortable with bookings that involve curiosity, body confidence, sexuality, or clients who may need a little extra reassurance. If you are unsure who to see, Madam Mary can help guide you toward the right person. Read more below
Before You Book
The best booking starts with honest communication.
Let Madam Mary know what sort of experience you are hoping for, whether you have any nerves or concerns, and whether there is a particular lady you feel drawn to. You do not need to overshare, but a little information can help us make the right recommendation.
All bookings are private, discreet, and based on mutual respect.