Curious about working with Funhouse?
Funhouse has been part of Wellington’s adult scene since 2005. We are a private, discreet, worker-focused adult venue run by Madam Mary, who has more than 30 years’ experience in the industry.
We work with women who are warm, smart, reliable, open-minded, and interested in providing sensual, intimate, or adult services in a safe and supportive environment.
You do not need to offer everything. You do not need to be available full-time. You do not need to fit anyone else’s idea of what a sex worker should be.
At Funhouse, you choose the services that sit within your comfort level, and we help match you with suitable clients.
Welcome to Funhouse
Funhouse is not a line-up agency.
Our ladies work by appointment only. Clients book in advance, and you only come in for confirmed bookings. There are no lounge meetings, no sitting around on unpaid shifts, and no minimum number of days or hours required each week.
You can take as many or as few bookings as suit your life, energy, studies, family, work, or other commitments.
Some women offer sensual massage only. Some offer massage with extras. Some offer bedroom bookings, kink, domination, girlfriend-style bookings, or a mix of services. The important thing is that your boundaries are clear and respected.
A Supportive Environment
Funhouse is discreet, adaptive, and genuinely supportive.
We prioritise privacy, boundaries, safety, communication, and mental and physical wellbeing. You are always supported in refusing bookings or services that do not feel right for you, for any reason.
If a client makes you uncomfortable, you do not have to see him. If you need to slow down, change your services, take time off, or step back, we will work with you.
This is adult work, but it should never feel careless, pressured, or unsafe.
Who Works Well Here?
Funhouse tends to suit women who are independent, thoughtful, personable, and good with communication.
Many of our ladies are students, creatives, professionals, mothers, or women with other jobs and responsibilities. Some work regularly. Some work occasionally. Some stay for years. Some come in for a shorter season of life and then move on.
What matters most is honesty, warmth, reliability, and the ability to hold good boundaries.
Clients are often drawn to women who can make them feel relaxed, welcome, and genuinely seen. Beauty matters, of course – but personality, confidence, kindness, and emotional intelligence matter just as much.
Services & Boundaries
You decide what you offer.
If you are not ready for bedroom bookings, sensual massage may be a good starting point. If you are curious about kink, domination, girlfriend-style bookings, bi bookings, or other services, we can talk through what that might look like.
You will never be expected to provide a service that you have not agreed to.
Clear communication helps us match you with the right clients and avoid situations that do not suit you.
Why Work With Us?
Funhouse offers:
Flexible appointment-based work
Discreet bookings
No unpaid waiting around
A supportive team environment
Clear boundaries
Help with screening and client management
A private, comfortable venue
The option to choose the services you offer
A long-established Wellington reputation
A Madam who understands the work from the inside
Our aim is simple: for the women who work with us to feel safe, respected, well looked after, and able to earn in a way that suits them.
Want to Know More?
We have a separate website, Work4Fun, with more information about working with us.
If you are curious, nervous, experienced, returning to the industry, or simply wondering whether Funhouse might be right for you, you are welcome to get in touch.
All enquiries are private.
MM xx