A private, comfortable adult venue in the Wellington CBD.
Established in Wellington since 2005.
Funhouse is known for many things: beautiful women, discreet bookings, experienced service, and a carefully curated environment that feels warm, private, and unlike anywhere else in Wellington.
Our premises have been designed to help clients relax from the moment they arrive. The rooms are clean, atmospheric, comfortable, and thoughtfully furnished, with oversized massage tables, large mirrors, warm lighting, quality linens, leather seating, and distinctive retro interiors.
Nothing here is accidental. The space has been created to feel private, inviting, and a little indulgent — a proper escape from the outside world. Read more below
A Carefully Prepared Setting
Your booking takes place in a purpose-built adult environment where privacy and comfort are taken seriously.
From the reception area to the massage rooms, the premises are designed to make the experience feel calm, discreet, and well managed. You are not walking into a clinic, a hotel room, or a hurried back-room setup. You are visiting an established Wellington venue that has been refined over many years.
Whether you are here for sensual massage, a shared booking, something kinkier, or time with one of our ladies, the setting is part of the experience.
Our Rooms
Funhouse includes dedicated sensual massage rooms, comfortable private spaces, a luxury double massage room, shower facilities, atmospheric lighting, and carefully chosen furnishings throughout.
The rooms are maintained to a high standard and prepared for each booking, with clean towels, quality oil, and everything needed for a relaxed and enjoyable visit.
Privacy & Discretion
Our address is provided only after a booking has been confirmed. This protects the privacy of our clients, our ladies, and the venue.
Once you arrive, you will be welcomed discreetly and looked after professionally. We keep the process simple, private, and respectful from beginning to end.
Questions?
If you have questions about the venue, bookings, privacy, or what to expect when you arrive, contact Madam Mary before booking.