Funhouse Sensual Massage Wellington is a private adult venue in the Wellington CBD.
Our address is given only after a booking has been confirmed. This helps us protect the privacy, safety, and discretion of our clients and our ladies.
Inside, you will find a warm, comfortable and carefully maintained environment, with private rooms, quality furnishings, high-end massage tables, atmospheric lighting, and a calm welcome from the moment you arrive.
Funhouse has been part of Wellington’s adult scene since 2005. That experience matters. We want your time here to feel easy, discreet, and well looked after.
We understand discretion, privacy, nerves, curiosity, regular clients, first-time clients, and the importance of clear communication. Whether you are visiting for sensual massage, a shared booking, something kinkier, or simply time away from the outside world, we aim to make the process simple and respectful.
Respect & Privacy
Mutual respect is central to how Funhouse operates.
We prioritise the comfort, privacy, and safety of both clients and ladies. You will be asked to provide a contact number when booking. If you have pre-booked, we may text on the day to reconfirm.
Once your booking is complete, you will not hear from us again unless you contact us or arrange another booking.
All photos on the website are taken in-house by our resident photographer and are an honest representation of our ladies. Identifiable features such as tattoos or birthmarks may be removed for privacy reasons.
No Recording
Recording is not permitted at Funhouse.
No photos, video, audio recording, smart watches, hidden devices, or recording equipment may be used in the rooms or anywhere on the premises.
This rule protects everyone’s privacy. If anyone is found recording, or attempting to record, the booking will end immediately. The device may be handed to police, and the person responsible will be permanently banned from Funhouse.
Payment
We accept cash, EFTPOS, NZ bank transfer, Wise, PayPal, Visa and Mastercard.
Card payments have a 2% additional fee. PayPal may also carry a fee. Bank transfer has no fee.
If you are a new client, or if you are making a pre-booking for another day, you may be asked to pay a deposit. The balance is paid to the lady at the time of the booking.
Payment methods are handled discreetly.
Questions?
If you have questions about bookings, privacy, payment, services, or what to expect, contact Madam Mary before booking.