To make everyone’s time as enjoyable as possible, here is a simple guide to being a good client.
At Funhouse, we want every booking to feel relaxed, enjoyable, respectful, and safe for everyone involved. Most of our regular clients already understand this very well, but for new clients — or anyone unsure of the etiquette — this guide explains what matters.
Good clients are considerate, clean, polite, respectful, and clear about what they want. They ask rather than assume. They listen when a boundary is given. They understand that a better experience comes from mutual comfort, not pressure. Read our guide below.
Hygiene
Please shower thoroughly at the beginning of your booking. Body wash and towels are provided.
Good hygiene matters. Please wash everywhere carefully, especially if you are hoping for close or intimate contact. Water alone is not enough, so take the time to use soap properly.
Clean hands and short nails are also important. If you are hoping to touch a lady intimately, make sure your nails are trimmed, smooth, and clean. Rough hands, sharp nails, or careless touching can quickly ruin an otherwise lovely booking.
Please avoid smoking or drinking coffee immediately before your appointment, especially if kissing may be part of the booking. Mouthwash is provided, and brushing or flossing before you arrive is always appreciated.
Kissing should be enjoyable for both people. Too much tongue, too much force, or covering someone’s mouth and nose is not pleasant. If you are unsure, ask the lady what she likes and follow her lead.
Consent
Consent is simple: ask first, listen properly, and accept the answer.
If you would like something specific, ask before you do it. If the lady says no, accept it without sulking, pushing, negotiating, or trying again a few minutes later.
Do not try to move a lady’s body into position, pressure her into something she has not agreed to, or assume that something is allowed because it happened with someone else. Every lady has her own services, boundaries, preferences, and comfort levels.
If you want an extra during a massage booking, ask before the session or politely during the booking. Extras are not automatic, and not all ladies provide the same extras.
There is no full service in the massage rooms. If you are hoping for something outside a massage booking, ask Madam Mary in advance so she can advise what may be possible and appropriate.
Condom boundaries must always be respected. Never try to remove, avoid, tamper with, or pressure anyone about condom use. This is a serious consent issue and is not tolerated at Funhouse.
Roughness, choking, forceful behaviour, surprise acts, or anything that has not been clearly agreed is not acceptable. If you are interested in something more adventurous, discuss it before booking.
Communication
Clear communication makes the booking better.
Let Madam Mary know in advance if you are hoping for a particular service, extra, style, or fantasy. This helps avoid disappointment and allows her to recommend the right lady for the right booking.
If you are nervous, inexperienced, or booking for the first time, that is completely fine. Just say so. We would much rather know in advance and help you book someone experienced, patient, and suitable.
If something happens during a booking that the lady is not comfortable with, she may tell you directly, pause the session, or mention it to Madam Mary afterwards. Please take this seriously. A respectful client listens, learns, and does not repeat the same mistake.
Boundaries
Funhouse is a professional adult environment. The ladies are here to provide a wonderful experience while they are at work.
Please do not ask to see a lady privately outside Funhouse, contact her personally, follow her on social media, wait for her outside, or approach her in public. Her private life is separate from her work, and that boundary must be respected.
If you happen to see someone from Funhouse outside work, do not approach her, call out, or try to start a personal conversation. A discreet nod and moving on is usually the kindest option.
Other Etiquette
Paying for an extra does not mean it becomes the whole booking. Extras are usually part of the session and often happen later in the appointment. Relax first and let the lady guide the pace.
Do not arrive intoxicated, aggressive, rude, or difficult. If you are not in the right state to behave respectfully, do not book.
Do not haggle with the lady, complain about boundaries, or compare her services with someone else’s. Each booking is with an individual person, not a vending machine.
If you are unsure about anything, ask Madam Mary before booking. It is always better to ask clearly in advance than to make assumptions during the session.
The Simple Rule
Be clean. Be kind. Ask first. Listen properly.
The best clients understand that respect makes the experience better, not less exciting. When everyone feels comfortable, the booking is warmer, easier, and far more enjoyable.
Questions?
If you are unsure about etiquette, services, boundaries, or what to expect, contact Madam Mary before booking.