Let’s cut to the chase! What is it you are after? Are you looking to make top dollar without having to have sex?

Are you looking to earn a minimum of $100 per hour without having to have sex? Did you even imagine this was possible?

Many of our ladies are earning $160 or $190 per hour with extras, still no sex, but extras are NOT compulsory, we have ladies who provide purely erotic body2body massage with happy ending and still earn a nice living.

Do you wish to be trained by the best women in the industry, women who have been trained by other women who are nationally and internationally trained and have then added their own take on it all, bringing new skills to erotic massage in Wellington.

Do you wish to have minimal outlay and maximum income?

Do you want to work somewhere that allows you the luxury of only taking as many bookings as you are comfortable with?

Would you like to work somewhere that provides everything apart from your personal lingerie?

FUNHOUSE is a proven brand – WE are now THE market leader in Wellington for high-end appointment only massage services. We now have four massage rooms in our Wellington central premises but you will still only be seen by the gentleman who has booked you.

Every week we are turning down work due to not enough ladies available to meet demand! And these are regular clients who are known and trusted by us.

Do you want to be one of these ladies taking home a healthy pay each week?

Our payout rate is $100 per hour plus all of the extras you may be comfortable doing, this means that many of our girls are earning $160 and $190 per hour for most of their bookings – with no sex required. Everyone works within their own boundaries and some girls provide no extras as it is NOT compulsory to provide extras, and you will still make a nice earn without them.

We also have your total discretion covered in ways that others don’t. You are almost totally guaranteed to never be seen by any client who may know you in your other life.

If you are 18 years old and over, if you are gorgeous, well groomed, confident, sexy, intelligent and articulate then call Mary now! 027 251 7511

FUNHOUSE is an NO bullshit establishment! We tell you up front what you will get paid. There are no fees, fines, bonds or advertising costs.

We are the highest paying sensual massage establishment in New Zealand.

We pay all of your advertising costs, and provide free photo-shoots. We even supply sex toys, training and the largest costume wardrobe and fetish dungeon in New Zealand!

In return for all of this we are looking for exceptional ladies to join our happy team of exceptional masseuses. If you meet the criteria you will never wish to work anywhere else!

Email Madam Mary now at [email protected] send me a description of yourself and a couple of photos and lets organise a time to meet for a chat!

Other things you may want to know

  • We are a totally drug free environment.
  • We are appointment only so there are no shifts required.
  • We work around your available hours – as long as they are between 9am and 9pm.
  • You work as few or as many days and hours as you wish.
  • We provide full training.
  • We provide a full wardrobe.
  • We provide full support for all of your needs.
  • If you are still unsure have another look at this website and see how much FUN everyone involved is having! Compare for yourself with all of the other sites out there and then decide!

For more information about working for Funhouse, check out our dedicated site for prospective new ladies –