Funhouse is so much more than a brothel, indulge in our beautifully decorated, discreet, comfortable & clean rooms, where you can relax knowing your privacy and comfort are prioritised. A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival, whoever you’re seeing will bring these to you.
If you are a new client to us, or if you are making a prebook for another day then you may be asked to pay a deposit, with the balance being paid to the lady at the time of the booking. Payment methods are discreet and painless.
A majority of our Ladies are comfortable seeing all genders, trans-clients, non-binary & queer clients. Please just ask about your preferred provider when making your booking, or ask for guidance when choosing.
We accept cash, eftpos, Visa and Master Card.
With card payments there will be a $10.00 per hour additional fee*
At Funhouse, Sensual Massage Wellington & The MM Club – we prioritise your comfort, as well as the beautiful Ladies of Funhouse.
Respect is something we expect for our ladies as you can expect to receive the same back.
You will be required to provide a contact number and if you pre-book I will text you on the day to reconfirm but once your booking is over you will not hear from us unless you are making another booking.
If enquiring via email, I suggest you give at least 2 days notice otherwise call or text for a more immediate response.
We always reply to emails, so if you haven’t heard from us it means we didn’t receive your email.