About Funhouse Naked Massage

Funhouse has become known as New Zealand’s most classy, well organised, fun and elite establishment.

Our erotic naked massage services, like all of our other services, are second to none and we are proud to be priced accordingly.

With our hand-picked selection of beautiful, smart and sexy women who are trained by some of the best in the industry and love what they do, we are able to provide the largest and most varied selection of massage services in the country.

A Funhouse naked massage will include total discretion, a beautiful woman who will greet you with a smile, a complimentary drink, a sparklingly clean and hot shower and big towels, conversation, a large luxury massage table, warmed oil, an intuitive massage, body slides, breast sweeps, possible extras and a very happy ending.  This will be followed up with a ‘hot towel’ rub down, more conversation, another nice hot shower and a big hug when you leave and float down the stairs.

A shower at the end of the massage is not compulsory but one at the beginning is for yours and your masseuse’s comfort.

We have ladies of varying ages and skillsets. Some of our women will provide from a light sensual massage through to a kinky massage, some will cater to couples, some will provide all the extras and some will love being involved in bi-double massages. If you have a particular type of session in mind then please mention this so we can match you to the right lady.


The phone is on the following hours and the ladies work by appointment so you will always need to give notice, the more notice you give the more likely you are to be able to see your chosen lady.

  • Monday to Thursday 9am to 9pm
  • Friday 9am to 8pm
  • Saturday 11am to 6pm
  • Sunday and all public holidays 12pm to 7pm

We work by appointment only so you must have a confirmed booking before you will even get the address. You must always arrive at the exact time you have confirmed to avoid bumping in to other clients. Our ladies come in especially for each booking so they are fresh and full of enthusiasm for each booking


We will always respect your boundaries and expect the same in return –  there is NO full service in the massage rooms. Different ladies provide different extras so never assume anything without talking to us before your booking or to the lady when you meet her.

If you attempt to ignore or disrespect a lady’s individual boundaries then you will be warned and if you continue you will be told to leave with no refunded money, which is not the happy ending any of us wish for you.

Be respectful and follow our very basic rules and you will leave feeling like a million dollars.


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