Sensual Massage | Funhouse

Our purpose built Escort Agency Premises are located in the Wellington CBD – with our address only given out upon confirmation of a booking. 

Funhouse is so much more than any brothel.  Indulge in our beautifully decorated, discreet, comfortable & clean rooms, where you can relax knowing your privacy and comfort are prioritised. A complimentary beer, glass of wine or non-alcoholic beverage is available on your arrival, whoever you’re seeing will bring these to you.

If you are a new client to us, or if you are making a prebook for another day then you may be asked to pay a deposit, with the balance being paid to the lady at the time of the booking. Payment methods are discreet and painless.

A majority of our Ladies are comfortable seeing all genders, trans-clients, non-binary & queer clients. Please just ask about your preferred provider when making your booking, or ask for guidance when choosing.

Let us look after you, relax and fully enjoy your time in the hands of one of our fantastic sex specialists.


We accept cash, eftpos, Visa and Master Card.
With card payments there will be a $10.00 per hour additional fee*


At Funhouse, Sensual Massage Wellington & The MM Club – we prioritise your comfort, as well as the beautiful Ladies of Funhouse.
Respect is something we expect for our ladies as you can expect to receive the same back.
You will be required to provide a contact number and if you pre-book I will text you on the day to reconfirm but once your booking is over you will not hear from us unless you are making another booking.


Contact Madam Mary via the Funhouse phone (+64 27 251 7511)

9am – 9pm Monday to Thursday
9am – 8pm Friday
11am – 6pm Saturday
12pm – 6pm Sundays
Public holidays to be advised

If enquiring via email, I suggest you give at least 2 days notice otherwise call or text for a more immediate response.
We always reply to emails, so if you haven’t heard from us it means we didn’t receive your email.


Interested in seeing someone today?

Call us and visit our Weekly Roster to find out which of our beautiful Ladies are Available Today.

Looking for something else?

If you’d like more information on our other services, take a visit to the MM Club,  as well as our Premier Escort Agency Site – Funhouse.